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Appliance? More like applEYEance, amirite?

Printed on a super, super soft, Bella + Canvas Triblend Unisex T -Shirt.
In basic black, like Kellyanne's soul.

This T shirt is printed to order in the heart of elitist Los Angeles, CA. Please allow 7-10 business days for it to reach you.

***50% of the profits from the sale of this T-shirt will be donated to the ACLU.***

Unisex Sizing y'all! Please refer to size chart below:

Width measurement is taken across chest.

XS- 16.5"W X 27"L
S- 18" W X 28" L
M- 20"W X 29" L
L- 22"W X 30" L
XL- 24"W X 31" L
2XL- 26"W X 32" L
3XL- 28"W X 33" L